Sunday, October 30, 2011

Rob Ryan needs to stop trashtalking, this and other scribbles from Sunday Night

Firstly, a few pre-game thoughts
-          Once again I have one fantasy team putting a mark in the win column and one in the lose column, how do you have one team that’s going to be 7-1 and another that’s 1-7?
-          Talk of snow during football games? Love It
-          Nothing is better than when the weather forecast become important because it will effect football
-          Why do Collinsworth and Al Michaels still have to use those giant microphones with the oldest looking NBC Sports logo on them? It looks like they are broadcasting the game from 1992.

1st Quarter
-          Two UC Alums starting for the Eagles offense, have to love that. Might as well be the UC East Eagles
-          I’m surprised with every starting lineup how many starters in the NFL come from Mac Schools (Abe Elam, Kent State tonight)
-          How do all of these HUGE coaches have the gull to make their players run non stop and condition in the offseason?
-          Al Michaels just tried to pretend Abe Elam came on the blitz by saying he came from the opposite side when replays showed he was wrong, crafty.
-          Sidearm wide receiver screen to Maclin. Only the Eagles have the team speed to do those kinds of plays.
-          7-0 Eagles
-          I have Miles Austin on both of my fantasy teams, hoping for 125 yards and 2 TD. Too much to ask for?
-          How can professional kickers not keep the ball in play?
-          Dropfoot? I have never heard of that but it sounds like a terrible injury for your PUNTER
-          I heard Dez Bryant played the Vick role throughout practice this week; so far it looks like he did not play it well enough. Cowboys D is getting sliced in huge chunks.
-          Touchdown McCoy (I traded him this week for Brady, Green-Ellis, and Brandon Jacobs, I miss him already)
-          Note to Rob Ryan: Your defense looks like you are still coaching in Cleveland
-          DeMarco Murray just may be the real deal
-          It bothers that me that Tony Romo is wearing his Starter hat in his intro, free plug but tacky
-          Interception thrown by Romo: Karma for the tacky free plug
-          Stupid penalty Vick.
-          14-0

2nd Quarter
-          Best thing that could have ever happened to Jerome Harrison was getting traded, incredible that it uncovered a brain tumor
-          Wow. Terrible snap by Eagles but Vick appeared to be shot out of a cannon diving forward to recover it. Unbelievable athleticism on display.
-          Eagles unstoppable. 21-0
-          I enjoy seeing a Rob Ryan defense getting destroyed. Bitter Browns fan here.
-          Where are you Miles Austin?
-          Out of this world catch by Laurent Robinson, but I think that he stepped out of bounds. Replays prove me correct.
-          Does Jerry Jones’ luxury box not have heat? He is dressed for a blizzard and sitting indoors.
-          Sean Lee hurt is huge, he is a blossoming superstar.
-          It is becoming increasingly difficult for Miles Austin to win me both of my fantasy games if the Cowboys never have the football
-          Eagles’ fans should be happy that Michael Vick lost in the Madden finals to Peyton Hillis because he is not cursed tonight.  Halloween connection not intended.
-          Jason Peters (Eagles OT) just made the best defensive play of the night for the Cowboys.
-          This is getting out of hand quickly. It is like watching the Big Red Machine play against the local high school team.
-          This Nike Basketball commercial is the coolest commercial on television right now, with the exception of the parts involving LeBron. Again, bitter Cleveland fan.
-          Orakpo: Another word for sack. Well done Geico
-          Sack by Trent Cole. Another U of Cincy product producing for the Eagles.
-          I hate watching a losing team run 40 seconds off the clock at the end of the first half, yet alone a team losing by 24!
-          I wonder if we will ever get to see a competitive game on SNF again?
-          Dream Team: 24  America’s Team: 0
-          Please stop doing the overdramatic pieces by Bob Costas. I’d rather watch the local high school band performing at halftime then listen to him overinflate some sport event. Plus, I hate the Cardinals so I do not need to hear Costas discuss their World Series victory.
3rd Quarter
-          Miles Austin sighting, I only need about 8 more of those
-          Shady McCoy is quickly ascending into the top 3 running backs in the NFL (Peterson, Foster, McCoy)
-          Al Michaels basically just said what I wrote.
-          That pass was clearly forward. No idea how 6 officials missed that call and force Andy Reid to use his last challenges. It did not even seem close enough to discuss.
-          Dumbest rule in football, why should Philly only be allowed one more challenge after being successful with the first two. A team should be allowed to challenge until they are wrong.
-          Another field goal and this game is becoming harder and harder to watch. I bet NBC is really disappointed in how their games have turned out this season.
-          Why is Al Michaels putting his thumbs up and down rather than using words like an adult?
-          Bailey is not doing a bad job punting as an injury replacement.
-          Vick really needs to start focusing on the fumbling issues that he is having this season.
-          McCoy still destroying the Cowboys Defense, I bet Rob Ryan is second guessing his “All Hype Team” comments now, maybe he should spend more time preparing his defense and less time calling out the other teams.
-          Howard Mudd shoulder bumping LeSean McCoy is one of the coolest things you see occurring on an NFL sideline.
-          This game is so out of hand right now, that its forcing me to learn what other channels show on Sunday nights
4th Quarter
-          Finally….
-          McCoy again with the score, I think Rob is going to see LeSean in his nightmares tonight
-          I have decided that LeSean McCoy seems like he would be a fun dude to hang out with, these are the thoughts this blowout has forced me to think about.
-          I do not understand why Roethlisberger’s photo has him in a camo hat? Is it just to prove to all of us how truly redneck he must be.
-          70 yard TD… Laurent Robinson… of course it’s not Austin. Wonder what Austin and Bryant must have said to Romo to make him completely disregard them as players this evening.
-          No onside kick? What do the Cowboys really have to lose at this point
-          When is the right time to pull your starters to avoid injury, I would say about after this drive. It’s almost Vince Young and Ronnie Brown time!!!!!
-          DeMarcus Ware has four sacks tonight, and no one noticed
-          Romo plays QB like he is playing Madden, I could tell you who he is throwing to the minute the drops back. He locks in immediately.
-          Dez Bryant reaction to the no call on the pass interference is amazing
-          To further prove my point, Romo missed a wide open receiver across the back of the endzone because he was locked in to the left side
-          Being an offensive tackle would be so much fun, your entire job consists of you running into other people and trying to push them backwards, plus you get to eat a lot!
-          Eagles look very tough out of bye, something you would expect from an Andy Reid coached team.

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