Your Team in 15 Words or Less

So here we are, half way through the NFL season and all teams have questions and issues but here’s a summary of each team in 15 Words or Less.

Cleveland Browns- On this episode of “As the Hillis Turns”, the Browns kick 3 Field Goals.

Cincinnati Bengals- Big Red and Green have the Orange and Black looking Golden for years to come.

Baltimore Ravens- Sweep of Pittsburgh: Good. The rest of their games: iffy

Pittsburgh Steelers- Quietly putting together the best young wide receiver core in the NFL, congrats Ben.

New England Patriots- Why is it so easy to hate the Patriots when they give no reason too?

Buffalo Bills- Fear the Bearded Harvard Alum: except against good teams.

New York Jets- If only their talent level was as large as Rex Ryan’s ego.

Miami Dolphins- Do you think Tony Sparano wishes his sunglasses blocked his view completely?

Houston Texans- I called Arian Foster a bust before the season. I was right, now way wrong.

Tennessee Titans-I bet they wish Chris Johnson was still locked out.

Jacksonville Jaguars- Ten dollars to anyone that can name half of their starters.

Indianapolis Colts- No Peyton, No Wins. Better LUCK next year, but why?

San Diego Chargers- In first place despite Rivers throwing more interceptions than any other QB. AFC West Only

Kansas City Chargers- This team could have been good, if they could only keep their ACLs together.

Oakland Raiders- Only team that could make Mike Brown look like a genius and good owner.

Denver Broncos- Tebow is a goldmine for the Broncos marketing team, just not a good QB.

New York Giants- Eli said that he was in Brady’s class: I’m starting to believe him.

Dallas Cowboys- A mediocre team with decent talent who we are forced to watch weekly on Fox.

Philadelphia Eagles- Who would’ve known the “Dream Team” would’ve won as many as the Browns and Broncos.

Washington Redskins- Does Mike Shanahan even know who he is starting at running back this week?

Green Bay Packers- Aaron Rodgers changes before games in a phone booth.

Detroit Lions- Wins make them cocky, arrogant, and annoying - handshakes make them angry.

Chicago Bears- The once scary defense, now looks old and slow.

Minnesota Vikings- Well the McNabb era lasted all of what? 4 games

New Orleans Saints- Because Brees wasn’t good already; give him the best young tight end. Super Bowl Bound.

Atlanta Falcons- Matty Ice has just been cold.

Tampa Bay Buccaneers- Blount truth? They have zero wide receivers that are NFL worthy.

Carolina Panthers- Cam Newton appears to be the real deal, in fantasy football. Not in win column.

San Francisco 49ers- They only win because of the sharpie that Harbaugh wears around on his neck rope.

Seattle Seahawks- Tarvaris Jackson or Charlie Whitehurst? Score 6 points or 3 points?

Arizona Cardinals- Now understanding why Andy Reid was so willing to let anyone but Kolb start for him?

St. Louis Rams-What if Steven Jackson was on a winner?