Sunday, November 13, 2011

5 Things the Browns Must Do...

5 Things the Browns Must Do To Win….

For the typical team, it would seem almost guaranteed that a victory against a 1-7 Rams team was on the horizon today, but not for the Browns. A team this desperate for offensive production and identity can not afford to take any team too lightly, especially one who beat the New Orleans Saints only two weeks ago. The Browns should, and I predict will, win this game but they can make it a lot easier on themselves by doing the following five things:

  1. Start Off Fast: This has been discussed over and over and over again over the last few weeks, but the fact remains that until the Browns can score in the first or third quarters of games then they will continue to lose. To this point in the season, the Browns have no scored a touchdown in either the first or third quarters all season long. That’s a total of 16 quarters or 4 WHOLE GAMES. That lack of production is too much for a team of this ability to overcome. Cleveland must come out fast and strong to start off the game, meaning not run the ball up the middle two times and throw a five yard curl on 3rd and 7 to begin.

  1. Stop Steven Jackson: Easier said than done, I realize. None the less, this defense has to begin to stop the run consistently. It’s real easy to rest on your pass defense ranks when teams only have to throw the ball fifteen times against you a game because they can run down your throats all Sunday long. Steven Jackson is a man amongst boys on most Sundays and will try to do it again this Sunday against a suspect run defense being put on the field by the Brownies. Injuries to TJ Ward and others will not help this problem, but Dick Jauron needs to find the answer and now.

  1. Take it to the Cribbs: Get Josh Cribbs involved from the beginning and in many different faucets. We have watched Cribbs begin to blossom into a solid wide receiver while the rest of the offense is stuck in neutral. On a team with no other offensive playmakers that make the defense adjust, it is up to the coaching staff to figure out a way to get the ball into the hands of our one true playmaker. That means screens, punt and kick returns, line him in the wildcat, line him up in the back field, use his speed deep. Cribbs must be targeted or touch the ball on 20 to 25 plays total today for this offense to resemble any type of NFL quality.

  1. Home-Field ADVANTAGE: Cleveland Browns fans are on of the best fan bases in all of professional sports and yet the Browns fail to use this to their advantage on Sunday. We all know the stadium will start loud and full, but it is up to the Browns to make sure that the crowd stays in the game and has things to cheer about loudly and often.  When used correctly, the Dawg Pound can make it almost feel as if its 12 vs 11 on most snaps. Let the Dawg Pound bark all day long.

  1. Get in the End zone: Phil Dawson has been playing at a Pro-Bowl level and I hope that soon he starts to get the recognition he has deserved over the last few years for kicking in tough Cleveland. With that being said, the Browns have got to start getting into the end zone and not relying on 50 plus yard field goals by Dawson, particularly when the weather starts getting tougher. 

Will the Browns suddenly be able to do all of these things today and look like a Super Bowl contender? Probably not but if they can manage to come close, then should be able to handle the Rams and with the weak Jaguars on the schedule next week, so two very winnable games in a row, climb back to .500 after ten weeks, but I am getting ahead of myself. This week first.

Today’s Prediction:

Browns open playbook and find some success. Colt finds the end zone three times, 1 to Cribbs, Moore, and Little.

Browns: 27
Rams: 17

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Your Team in 15 Words or Less

So here we are, half way through the NFL season and all teams have questions and issues but here’s a summary of each team in 15 Words or Less.

Cleveland Browns- On this episode of “As the Hillis Turns”, the Browns kick 3 Field Goals.
Cincinnati Bengals- Big Red and Green have the Orange and Black looking Golden for years to come.
Baltimore Ravens- Sweep of Pittsburgh: Good. The rest of their games: iffy
Pittsburgh Steelers- Quietly putting together the best young wide receiver core in the NFL, congrats Ben.

New England Patriots- Why is it so easy to hate the Patriots when they give no reason too?
Buffalo Bills- Fear the Bearded Harvard Alum: except against good teams.
New York Jets- If only their talent level was as large as Rex Ryan’s ego.
Miami Dolphins- Do you think Tony Sparano wishes his sunglasses blocked his view completely?

Houston Texans- I called Arian Foster a bust before the season. I was right, now way wrong.
Tennessee Titans-I bet they wish Chris Johnson was still locked out.
Jacksonville Jaguars- Ten dollars to anyone that can name half of their starters.
Indianapolis Colts- No Peyton, No Wins. Better LUCK next year, but why?

San Diego Chargers- In first place despite Rivers throwing more interceptions than any other QB. AFC West Only
Kansas City Chargers- This team could have been good, if they could only keep their ACLs together.
Oakland Raiders- Only team that could make Mike Brown look like a genius and good owner.
Denver Broncos- Tebow is a goldmine for the Broncos marketing team, just not a good QB.

New York Giants- Eli said that he was in Brady’s class: I’m starting to believe him.
Dallas Cowboys- A mediocre team with decent talent who we are forced to watch weekly on Fox.
Philadelphia Eagles- Who would’ve known the “Dream Team” would’ve won as many as the Browns and Broncos.
Washington Redskins- Does Mike Shanahan even know who he is starting at running back this week?


Green Bay Packers- Aaron Rodgers changes before games in a phone booth.
Detroit Lions- Wins make them cocky, arrogant, and annoying - handshakes make them angry.
Chicago Bears- The once scary defense, now looks old and slow.
Minnesota Vikings- Well the McNabb era lasted all of what? 4 games

New Orleans Saints- Because Brees wasn’t good already; give him the best young tight end. Super Bowl Bound.
Atlanta Falcons- Matty Ice has just been cold.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers- Blount truth? They have zero wide receivers that are NFL worthy.
Carolina Panthers- Cam Newton appears to be the real deal, in fantasy football. Not in win column.

San Francisco 49ers- They only win because of the sharpie that Harbaugh wears around on his neck rope.
Seattle Seahawks- Tarvaris Jackson or Charlie Whitehurst? Score 6 points or 3 points?
Arizona Cardinals- Now understanding why Andy Reid was so willing to let anyone but Kolb start for him?
St. Louis Rams-What if Steven Jackson was on a winner?